Jimmie-isms That ain’t never happen again as long as I’m black. Ghetto fabulous BBrav = booze BFree = more booze Not as long as I’m still black Better to be seen than to be viewed Beater Benz Cross the skeeter ditch Fall back angel, but not on me! I love ya, honey, but I’m gonna miss ya. So broke that girl can’t afford the steam off of a big Mac. So mean she chewed metal & spit bullets. All you control is the dash. The date you came & the date you leave are not up to you. When you have more yesterday’s than tomorrow’s you better make every day count. As happy as a sissy with a bag of dicks. I’m gonna beat the coon dog hell out of you. flaming Why does Rick have the black guy carrying his urn. That’s his friend. People are so busy worried about making a living that they forget to live. Big Chicken Dinner - bad conduct discharge  - BCD I’m going to enjoy some of the trash before we hit that trash chute. They all be tryin’ to bubble him up. (Needle) She rode him across the finish line. (Trophy wife) Margaret’s got helium hand, volunteers for everything. Bumblebee brain - disordered mind. He’s not a daddy; he’s a donor. Don’t piss on me & tell me it’s raining, ‘cause it’s salty as hell. She’s the straw that stirs the drink We need everything, except for New York WV…their family tree goes straight up If you beat their ass their head gets the message I’m gonna snatch a mud hole in that girl’s ass That jolt there is enough to give a black man the red ass Nothing in this store will kill you quicker than momma She don’t swear, she don’t tell, and she’s grateful as hell. That’s the scewin’ you get for the screwin’ you got. They’re still playin’ checkers under a tree on an ol’ board with no spots. incogNegro You got worked like a rented mule She’s a 12th grader being turned out by a 10th grader. That’s a long time to be snoring in one woman’s face. Squandralsquabble + scandal Young & single, free to mingle. Gold hashmarks = undetected crimes Triffling heifer Switch will not work in o-f-f position Inside every white washing machine is a black agitator. Worked from can to can’t (see). Can hear a rat piss on cotton Spoken word is in the air, but the written word is always there